justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq)

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

brightindie:

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

(Source: indiedreams)

explicitdemand:

can any of you actually remember listening to mr brightside for the first time or is this just another weird phenomenon 

(Source: pearl-squared)

shitboy96:

straightboyfriend:

shitboy96:

How does one talk to boys?

you dont

You know what? You’re completely right thanks